I get it.
I get why we should no longer sneeze into our hands.
My brother suggested we sneeze behind other peoples knees.
That would be awkward, but would keep the germs away from our faces.
I sneezed into my arm/elbow today.
It was disgusting.
A drippy, gooey, slimey, spitty wet sneeze.
Now I have to wash my hands up to my armpits.
Perhaps I should just invest in one of these little beauties...
I get why we should no longer sneeze into our hands.
My brother suggested we sneeze behind other peoples knees.
That would be awkward, but would keep the germs away from our faces.
I sneezed into my arm/elbow today.
It was disgusting.
A drippy, gooey, slimey, spitty wet sneeze.
Now I have to wash my hands up to my armpits.
Perhaps I should just invest in one of these little beauties...
3 comments:
I would like one for of those for all of my kids right now! :) Where do you get these things?
Hee Hee, thanks! You just made my birthday even better. I agree that the elbow sneeze isn't a great plan. What if you're wearing long sleeves? Ew. That can't possibly be more sanitary!
oh if that came with an automated wiper I could so have used two of them for the twinners this past month!
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